powerd by pumpfun GO · da retard werld cup
get pad 2 wach soccr n do dumb stuf. real bountys, real ◎SOL, paid out on pumpfun. no skil requird (preferd even).
literaly so ez
scrol da bountys. pik one dat looks dum enuf. read da rules (or dont).
film it / foto it. proov u actualy did da thing. mor cringe = mor better.
submit on pumpfun GO. if dey aksept u, da SOL hit ur waLLet. ez.
go do a stupid · get paid
take a selfie wif ur hole famly all wearin the WRONG team jersy durin the openin match. bonus points if grandma is in the iran kit watchin USA vs paraguay. confuse the entire room. post it + tag $WERL.
film urself screemin "WEEERLD CAAAP" at the ref evry time he blow the whisle. min 10 screems. ur neighbours must become worryed. shaky cam mandatory.
get a paper n pen n explane the ofside rule wif a drawin. u are NOT aloud to be correct — the ronger the betta. hold it next 2 a soccr ball n post.
cooming soon to a stadium near u
show up 2 sumwhere fancy (a weddin, a meetin, dinner wif the in-laws) in FULL kit + shin pads + boots. act compleetly normal. documant the faces. (nothin illegal pls.)
score a invisibel goal in a busy place then do a FULL siuuu + knee slide on the floor. no real ball aloud (we dont do crime). film the confused bystandrs.
tape a goal onto ur fridge n take 5 penaltys wif a rolled-up sock. comentate like its the final 30 secs. if u miss all 5 we reward u MORE (retard rules).
dey did da stupid · dey got pad
